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Vincent D’Onofrio Roles That Confuse Me Sexually, Ranked

#10 The Detective from Law & Order: Criminal Intent (2001–2011)

Feb 23, 2023

Vincent D’Onofrio Roles That Confuse Me Sexually, Ranked

Feb 23, 2023

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The Haven

Sorry Dearie, I Had To Run Your Car Off The Road. You Neglected To Wave “Thank You” After Merging.

Enough of this pouting. I barely ran you off the road!

Sep 19, 2024

Sorry Dearie, I Had To Run Your Car Off The Road. You Neglected To Wave “Thank You” After Merging.

Sep 19, 2024

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The Belladonna Comedy

The Culottes & Chardonnay Shoppe Is Owned By A Super-Friendly, Xenophobic, White Woman With No…

“What do you mean culottes are French?”

Sep 17, 2024

The Culottes & Chardonnay Shoppe Is Owned By A Super-Friendly, Xenophobic, White Woman With No…

Sep 17, 2024

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Slackjaw

Toddler Or Narcissist, The Quiz!

As you read the FBI’s statistic that “48% of people are killed by someone they know,” one person comes to mind.

Aug 24, 2024

Toddler Or Narcissist, The Quiz!

Aug 24, 2024

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Slackjaw

Kung Fu Pope II: Rise Against The Sexbots, The Movie Trailer

Don’t miss this season’s most Catholic-packed experience

Jul 11, 2024

Kung Fu Pope II: Rise Against The Sexbots, The Movie Trailer

Jul 11, 2024

In Remembrance Of My Au Pair, The Poltergeist

I was confused when she described it as a dark energy

Jan 31, 2024

In Remembrance Of My Au Pair, The Poltergeist

Jan 31, 2024

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The Haven

Justin Timberlake’s Christmas Carol

“I am down, on my knees, I can’t take it anymore!” he begs generically.

Dec 21, 2023

Justin Timberlake’s Christmas Carol

Dec 21, 2023

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The Haven

Prince and The Revolution Negotiate the “Purple Banana” Lyric

Prince releases an impassioned scream and an amethyst-encrusted guitar descends from the ceiling

Oct 30, 2023

Prince and The Revolution Negotiate the “Purple Banana” Lyric

Oct 30, 2023

What “Girl Dinner” Subgroup Are You?

“TikTok has been taken over by ‘girl dinner,’ which is a cultural reference favoring no-fuss snack plates instead of a full meal…”

Oct 6, 2023

What “Girl Dinner” Subgroup Are You?

Oct 6, 2023

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The Haven

Welcome To My Autopsy

“The victim’s will to live certainly perished while drinking mocktails”

Sep 27, 2023

Welcome To My Autopsy

Sep 27, 2023

Katherine Shaw

Katherine Shaw

she/her

Lives somewhere in the PNW despite her fear of serial killers. Writes things in Belladonna Comedy, Slackjaw, Points in Case, Flexx & more. IG@daclassybiatch

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