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Very Honest Author Bios

Her prime motivation in life is to exceed the expectations of the person who once referred to her writing as “pedantic.”

3 min readMar 7, 2023

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Katherine Shaw

Vincent D’Onofrio Roles That Confuse Me Sexually, Ranked

#10 The Detective from Law & Order: Criminal Intent (2001–2011)

4 min readFeb 23, 2023

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Vincent D’Onofrio Roles That Confuse Me Sexually, Ranked

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Katherine Shaw

In Remembrance Of My Au Pair, The Poltergeist

I was confused when she described it as a dark energy

3 min readJan 31, 2024

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In Remembrance Of My Au Pair, The Poltergeist

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Katherine Shaw
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The Haven

Justin Timberlake’s Christmas Carol

“I am down, on my knees, I can’t take it anymore!” he begs generically.

3 min readDec 21, 2023

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Justin Timberlake’s Christmas Carol

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Katherine Shaw
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The Haven

Prince and The Revolution Negotiate the “Purple Banana” Lyric

Prince releases an impassioned scream and an amethyst-encrusted guitar descends from the ceiling

2 min readOct 30, 2023

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Prince and The Revolution Negotiate the “Purple Banana” Lyric

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Katherine Shaw

What “Girl Dinner” Subgroup Are You?

“TikTok has been taken over by ‘girl dinner,’ which is a cultural reference favoring no-fuss snack plates instead of a full meal…”

2 min readOct 6, 2023

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What “Girl Dinner” Subgroup Are You?

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Katherine Shaw
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The Haven

Welcome To My Autopsy

“The victim’s will to live certainly perished while drinking mocktails”

2 min readSep 27, 2023

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Welcome To My Autopsy

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Katherine Shaw
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Greener Pastures Magazine

What I Said Vs What I Meant When I Called Out Sick

Mental Health Day = Today is Tuesday. I’ve endured enough Tuesdays

3 min readJul 11, 2023

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What I Said Vs What I Meant When I Called Out Sick

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Katherine Shaw
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Greener Pastures Magazine

Our Employee Survey Reported Low Trust in Leadership, so I’m Hosting a Series of Very Fun Meetings!

My core leadership value is F-U-

3 min readJun 14, 2023

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Our Employee Survey Reported Low Trust in Leadership, so I’m Hosting a Series of Very Fun Meetings!

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Katherine Shaw
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The Haven

You’re Cordially Invited to Select a Gift From This Impeccably Curated Wedding Registry

I am definitely not in need of another Old Testament bible

3 min readJun 10, 2023

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You’re Cordially Invited to Select a Gift From This Impeccably Curated Wedding Registry

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Katherine Shaw

Katherine Shaw

(she/her) writes things in Belladonna Comedy, Slackjaw, Points in Case, Flexx, Greener Pastures & more. Twitter/IG@daclassybiatch

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